I used to be an athiest, until I realized I was god

new theme what do you guys think :)

Try to say nothing negative about anybody.
a) for three days
b) for forty-five days
c) for three months

See what happens to your life.
-Cleaning Piece III by Yoko Ono

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i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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